Ass 1: My Boss gives me loads of work and keeps beating me always
Ass 2: then, why don't you run away?
Ass 1: I would have run away, but the future looks bright here. My boss keeps saying to his daughter that if she misbehaves anytime he will marry her off to that ass... I hope it will happen.
MORAL OF THE STORY: KEEPING HOPES MAY NOT IMPROVE YOUR FUTURE BUT WILL CERTAINLY REDUCE YOUR PAIN TODAY... :-
